Morecambe

Morecambe itself is walkable, see above for the 2X bus to Heysham.

• Morecambe promenade stretches five miles from Heysham to the south, passing Sandylands, the Battery and West End, the Midland Grand Hotel, the Stone Jetty (a former ship-breaking yard), the 🌍 Eric Morecambe statue, Clock Tower, and Lifeboat Station to Happy Mount Park in the north-east. The promenade is flat, and easy going for bikes, wheelchairs and prams. The town's most famous son John Eric Bartholomew (1926-1984) is depicted in characteristic skip-dance; he formed a comedy duo with Ernest Wiseman in 1940. They were going to name their act for their home towns but "Morecambe & Leeds" sounded like a cheap train excursion so "Morecambe & Wise" they became.
• 🌍 Morecambe Bay. This expanse of water, or more often mud, stretches away across to Cartmel and the Furness peninsula, with impressive sunsets and views over the Lake District mountains. It's a haven for bird life, both resident and migratory. Historically the route north to Carlisle was to cross the sands at low tide then continue round the coast, with the "Queen's Guide" (first appointed in 1548) leading the way. He still does in summer, though nowadays the guided walks start from Arnside further north. Never venture out across the sands unless you are familiar with the area, the tide times, and the hidden gullies that will flood behind you and cut you off. (updated Feb 2019)
• Some of those sent unawares onto the sands are commemorated by the statue 🌍 Praying Shell near Red Bank Farm to the north. In Feb 2004 a group of young Chinese labourers, illegally imported and hired by criminal gangs, were sent out to collect cockles. That evening there was a 999 call on a mobile from someone who barely spoke English and could only say "sinking water". Later 21 bodies were recovered; another two are believed to have washed away; 15 survived.
• Heysham is a small port 3 miles south, with ferries to Douglas in the Isle of Man. Two nuclear power stations loom over it, and the beach is muddy this close to the River Lune estuary. The main sight here is 🌍 St Peter's Church, with Anglo-Saxon and medieval artefacts, and nearby ruin of St Patrick's chapel, which has stone graves dating to the 11th century.

• Much of the beach is muddy. There are children's play areas in the West End and Sandylands to the south, and in Happy Mount Park to the north.
• the Platform. This is a theatre in a converted station which hosts live music and comedy, a 4-screen cinema, 20-lane bowling alley, and Megazone, a laser tag centre in a converted Music Hall. 
• Games arcades along the Promenade have traditional seaside games such as tuppeny pushers and bingo (the term itself originated in Morecambe, along with helter skelter), one armed bandits, and video games.
• Football: Morecambe FC were relegated in 2023, so they play soccer in League Two, the fourth tier. Their home ground Mazuma Stadium (capacity 6500) is on Westgate half a mile back from the promenade.
• Morecambe's Winter Illuminations ended in 1996. There is a project to re-launch them, but with covid nothing has happened.

• The Arndale shopping centre is on Central Drive, junction with Euston Rd. There's a retail park with an Aldi just south of the station.

• The Brasserie is a Greek restaurant at 2 Queen St, open Th-Su 5-9:30PM.
• Palatine bar & grill does pub food in a traditional setting. It's by the corner of Queen St and Nelson St, open noon-11PM.
• Saffron is an Indian restaurant at 6 Skipton St, open Tu-Su 5-11PM.
• The Bow Window, 2 Princes Cres LA4 6BX (corner of Marine Rd and Bare Lane). Daily 9:30AM-4PM. Traditional English fare for snacks or lunch. (updated Mar 2019)
• In Morecambe you're are seldom far from fish & chips or a reviving cup of tea. Queen St is a strip of cheap eateries: kebab, pizza etc.
• Brucciani and Lewis's are ice cream shops on the south stretch of Prom near the jetty.
• Half Moon Bay Cafe is a popular place on the seafront in Heysham, open daily 9AM-4PM.

• The Eric Bartholomew is a JD Wetherspoon at 10-18 Euston Rd, a short block inland from Eric's statue. It's open daily 8AM-11PM.
• Other pubs nearby are King's Arms opposite the statue, The Chieftain at 24 Pedder St, and Smokey O'Conners at 29 Morecambe St West.
• Rotunda Bar is within the Midland Hotel.

• 🌍 Midland Hotel, Marine Rd W, LA4 4BU, ☏ +44 333 220 3109. Art Deco hotel — "Streamline Moderne" to be precise — is now a 48-bedroom 4-star hotel with spa and restaurant. B&B double from £160. (updated Jul 2020)
• Crown Hotel, Marine Rd Central LA4 4BJ. 4-star with 14 rooms en suite, some views over the Bay to the Lakes. With bar & bistro. B&B double from £75. (updated Mar 2019)

• Small B&Bs are mostly north end of town.

• Lots of camping and caravan sites: these are grouped around Sandylands south of the station, south of Heysham towards Sunderland Point, and north of town around Hest Bank / Bolton-le-Sands.

As of April 2022, Morecambe and Heysham have 5G from Three. They have 4G from the other UK carriers, but the signal from O2 is patchy.

• The film Brief Encounter was shot at Carnforth, which has a visitor centre at its station.
• Lancaster is an attractive small city, as are both Kirkby Lonsdale and Kendal.
• The Lake District is within an hour's drive.